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G33ky-Sozialzeugs

Cegorach | @dat@social.g33ky.de

Typ mit viel Meinung.

Nicht interessiert, aber das auf hohem Niveau.

Ich bin ja kein Nazi, aber... ...ich wohne trotzdem gerne in #Dresden.

Fortgeschrittener Anwender technologischer Genervtheit!

I walk through Mindfields!

After our 7th failed round of IVF, I decided that I didn't want kids. Didn't want to upset my wife so kept my mouth shut and paid another round expecting it to fail. Daughters just turned one and is the absolute love of my life. Thank god I'm a conflict avoider

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars, so check wheel arches or other hiding places ❄️❄️❄️ ...

A photograph of a car in the snow, with a large black and white cow perched on the bonnet, legs up

I'm carving a dalahäst, so it seems I've finally arrived in my gubbe era. Still a beginner but going for two ears with this one.

A dalahäst is a traditional carved wooden horse from Dalarna, Sweden. I bet you've seen them around, painted with flowers ;)

A horse carved from spruce wood is standing on a wooden table, still very rough around the edges. A carving knife with a very pointy blade is lying next to it (it's a morakniv). In the background there's a snufkin mug with coffee in it. There's wood shavings everywhere.

It's ALL made up.

There was a time, when perms and shoulder pads weren't seen as the misogynic abominations they are, when you could ask people:

"Suppose, you win the lottery, and you can choose between two prizes: A million Deutsch Marks or an unlimited free phone for life", and many would actually consider the the smarter option.

I just remembered this, as I passed by this call box; one of the few, you see nowadays.

As I entered, I found no slot for money or cards, only a sign:

1/2

An extremely posh call box, an ample glass cylinder with a metal column holding the phone in the middle.

Aus aktuellem Anlass ☺️

Ich geh mit meiner Laterne und meine Laterne mit mir. Da vorne ist schon die Taverne, da tausch ich das Ding gegen Bier.

Das Böse isst immer und überall.

Markus Söder isst eine Bratwurst

Here we are again: stunned, floored, full of hope, because of you–each of you wonderful humans in the community. Since we shared the news about our withdrawal from the NSF grant opportunity two weeks ago, we have received over $160,000 in donations across nearly 2000 donors, which includes 313 new Members–WOW!

@AppleFangirl @lisamelton it gets so, so much worse

Photograph of tin of “thanksgiving dinner-inspired” Oreo cookies”

Stop the planet I want to get off now.

A frozen pizza box featuring Digiorno's limited edition Thanksgiving Pizza. The packaging highlights roasted turkey, green beans, crispy onions, and dried cranberries on a Detroit-style crust. The box indicates it is a new product and includes nutritional information.

Welch eine Unterstellung!

Unsere Polizei findet IMMER den Straftäter!

Sie sucht nur welche die einfach zu finden sind. Ansonsten bleibt die Aufgabe einfach liegen bis verjährt.

/s

I think "singles day" is that numerologic thing from china, not the american black friday variant.

It's referencing "11.11." as having 4 times the same digit.

So not quite the same as end-november bullshit?

That'll be fun… It's one of the jobs with the longest training and the least capacity to even start training people.

And there's already too few of those people in the US?

It will be wildly amusing to watch how he'll replace those people.

Well, it will be amusing for me, because I don't fly AND I'm not living in the USA.

People over there? Guess they will be far less amused?

President Trump demands air traffic controllers (who are facing a second missed paycheck) “report to work immediately.”

So, die iPads der Kommune sind abgeschrieben und zu alt für Updates (nach 5 Jahren??). Bedeutet: Sie werden jetzt aus unseren Schulen geholt und verschrottet(?)

Gibt es Erfahrungsberichte aus anderen Kommunen, wie sich das verhindern lässt und die Tablets weiterhin sinnvoll genutzt werden können? (Vermutlich ohne Internet, wenn es wirklich um MDM/Security geht?)

Wir sprechen hier über Anschaffungskosten von ~25.000€

Man ist so alt wie man sich fühlt!

Hat eigentlich wer meine Krücken gesehen?

Alter Sack! :D

misinfo, joke

Gzip was invented in 1890 by Gezippe Compressioni, when he tried to squeeze 15 shirts and eight pairs of trousers into his suitcase.

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