@paulisci I honestly feel like more incels should try this tactic—you never know 🤷🏼♀️
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Here's a late entrant for December
https://614now.com/2025/food-drink/national-build-your-own-mexican-concept-files-permit-to-open-new-central-ohio-location
@paulisci You've got some belters in there!
I think the resolved/unresolved one just made me laugh the most though.
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I am snort-laughing as I read through these. The biggest laugh was the person who *went back for their phone* and had to be rescued a second time!
mine ran away like 5 or 6 times and most often it remained pretty close by but near invisible, hidden under the roots of some bush or similar.
it wasn't uncommon to encounter it the next day somewhere near the house.
once it walked like 3-5km until someone found it, took it to the only local shop that dealt with such animals. They knew us, so it was returned.
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@paulisci “It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”
—Upton Sinclair
@paulisci ngl this is a question I ponder every time my cat sits on me or my pillow... so a special thanks to Kaeden Henry for his findings in this very important field of research! (the answer is yes: there are likely traces of domestic shorthair cat butthole contact on my pillow and bedding)
Votes in the seeding round coming in: Pretty Obvious, Resolved and Unresolved & Police Are Scrambling off to an early lead, with a tight battle for 16th.
Top 16 qualify! Voting counts likes & reposts (and comments on IG) across platforms. Round of 16 starts December 27.
@paulisci I'm a little sad about Poundland. Go Poundland Go. (Possibly a statement that has never been said before).
@paulisci Vaugely remember a quote that some people don't understand certain things because their salary depends on not understanding it.
Upton Sinclair 1878–1968: It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it
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