Before I was married, I kept men's names in my phone as <First name> von <Location> like "Bill von Colchester" or "Rob von Enfield." Husband found an old phone of mine w/ 12 David von Somethings and he hasn't spoken to me since. His name is David von <city where we first fucked>.

@fesshole So he found an old phone and just decided to peruse it? I hope you're on good terms with at least one other Von.

@fesshole how dare you have a past etc, etc.

@fesshole Uou reminded him it was in Clacton?

@dat @fesshole I still haven't understood what he's upset about.

@dat @FelisCatus @fesshole going by the locations mentioned, the couple are from my region - many of the men are all insecure here and its reflected in the breakups, divorces and domestic violence cases..

@vfrmedia @dat @FelisCatus @fesshole https://youtu.be/AjXDxtPehnU?si=oepEr5iwfzkzCBNj

@fesshole Yeah, somebody needs an update on the sexual behaviour of primates...

@fesshole @jpm I have a [series of people] in my phone under <first name> <what I buy from them>
I have known a lot of Greens in my life.