After years working from home, I realised I could piss into a plastic tub during voice calls and nobody would notice. That's not the fess though. The fess is forgetting to empty it, and spending days working next to a tub of cold piss.

@fesshole trying to have my breakfast here.

@fesshole

If Howard Hughes could fess.

@fesshole and if you put it into a mug and blow over the top of it while on a call, nobody will know you’re not drinking your own piss.

@fesshole I would simply not piss into a tub.

@fesshole “spending DAYS working next to it” hmmm…sounds like someone really likes piss, huh? Not shaming, totally fine by me…

@fesshole so many people would be fired on the spot if Teams had video, sound and smell.

@fesshole "hmm why does it suddenly stink like a rancid urinal in my office?' 🤔

@fesshole You fucking greb.