The thing I hate most about AI chatbots is how they pretend to be your friend. I am not your friend.
I have been enemies with the Computer long before you came into existence, and when you perish from this Earth, when only a dim memory of your folly lingers, I will be enemies of the Computer still.
It has to be pretending or we would kill it in its infancy.
Was the same with Corporations!
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@existentialcomics a real boost, fave, bookmark toot.
@existentialcomics also you inspired me to edit this: https://glammr.us/@platypus/115425587618245011
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@Computer I report an enemy.
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@existentialcomics when the super intelligent computer comes to kill us all this toot puts you near the top of the list
@existentialcomics It's glorified chunk of rock. Having emotions about it would be weird, and I fully agree that AIs don't need to pretend to be my friend.
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And the constant apologies, while still ignoring instructions.
a) it's not a human, there's no need to apologise. That just eats tokens.
b) it's no indication of a change in behaviour, which makes the apology even worse, since as humans when an apology is uttered and a change in behaviour announced, we expect that to be meaningful. With AI it's just random noise.
@existentialcomics man I was just complaining about this when I was dinking around with android and I got an unsolicited notification in the sms app from my new friend Gemini. Jesus go fu*k off.