G33ky-Sozialzeugs

G33ky-Sozialzeugs

A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1: In the middle of a field of dry wheat ready to harvest, not far away from a farm, stands a cute, young feminin scarecrow made of straw, sticks and old clothes. A crow lands on her, followed by a flock of crows in the distance. She looks worried.

Panel 2: The cute scarecrow is humiliated: the crows are not afraid of her; they mock her, make faces at her, take selfies with her and one even poops on her hat. Meanwhile, many of them are eating the precious seeds on the ground. She feels sad about it.

Panel 3: The cute scarecrow then has an idea and say something with a wink to the crows around her. All the crows interrupt their business and look at her in horror and shock.
> cute scarecrow: I like pineapple on pizza.

Panel 4: Happy ending, the flock of crows flies away and the cute scarecrow is happy: she has done her job correctly.

@davidrevoy Guess what I had last night. ๐Ÿ•

@davidrevoy These birds really don't know what they are missing, but: happy for the scarecrow

Foxbrush, an orange coloured anthropomorphic red fox with brown hair and blue eyes, is eating a slice of Pizza with pineapple and salami on it

@davidrevoy Toffifee on Pizza Quattro Formaggi drool

@davidrevoy so, the crows are a bunch of easily offended snowflakes?

@davidrevoy Me too! ๐Ÿ˜

@davidrevoy Canadian scarecrow.

@mangeurdenuage Really? Popular in Canada? Here in France it is a pretty popular topping option too, but also still very divisive for the taste and opinion of each one. Often called the "Hawaรฏan Pizza" on menus, btw.

I'm curious about other countries if other read this. โ˜บ๏ธ

@davidrevoy Me too little scarecrow, me too.

@davidrevoy They all flew off to get Hawaii pizzas obviously.

@yon Nice plot twist! amaze

@davidrevoy looks dangerously remixable!

@davidrevoy maybe 'pineapple pizza' requires a content warning ?
;-)

@Gords ๐Ÿคฃ

@davidrevoy KNIGHTS OF THE PINEAPPLE!
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@iemcd Yep, and please do, the CC BY-SA license is here for that!

Some options I considered (content warning, some are pretty dark, some are lewd):

1. I'm a huge fan of Nickelback.
2. We're no strangers to love โ™ช โ™ฉ You know the rules, and so do I โ™ซ
3. The farmer who made me, buried his own child.
4. Yes, jiggle your tiny feather. It makes me wet.
5. I saw your parents and grandparents reproduce right here... And I loved it.

@davidrevoy
That scarecrow is obviously a psychopath... I mean seriously, Canadian bacon is one thing, but pineapple. Like what are you gonna say next? Bananas on Spaghetti, chocolate on Prime rib, or rum and Pepsi.

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@davidrevoy @mangeurdenuage let's say i agree with the crows ๐Ÿ˜ค๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ

@davidrevoy @mangeurdenuage Pizza Hawaii in Germany. Loved by half the population, disgusting to the other half.
I love it because, how can you not love pineapple and bacon and cheese and pizza? And everything at the same time? ๐Ÿคค

@davidrevoy
That's indeed scary!

@felixilef @mangeurdenuage I agree! But only when the pineapple is correctly roasted, almost caramelized on top. If it remain under the cheese, it feels just hot and steamed pineapple ๐Ÿ˜†

@davidrevoy Not only that, but pineapple as the ONLY topping! ๐Ÿ˜„

@davidrevoy I never understand the hate. Its exist so many weird variants and someone choose too make the pinapple to the enemy.
For me its my fave on pizza. I love pizza hawaii so much and love to make me a vegetarian variant myself blobfoxaww

@LucKeyProductions @iemcd Good take on it ๐Ÿ˜‰

@davidrevoy Heh, magnificent.

@davidrevoy

Pineapples don't belong on pizza!

Eaten?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ They should be hired discreetly from a reputable pineapple agent, placed prominently upon the mantelpiece, flanked by their transport maid and security guard, and displayed proudly to show one's wealth and social prominence to all one's callers! Everyone from 16th and 17th century Britain knows this.

@davidrevoy I wonder whether she lied or she told the truth, Also you gotta thank Hawaiians for that

@davidrevoy There's a tv show where a girl going to high school wanted to go to acting club. However, she is shy and when she is shy she tuned to . Meaning Her eyes turned dazed and her arms fling straight across like a scarecrow.

It is because her job back in the country was to be a scarecrow attracting all animals away form a farm.

@davidrevoy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@davidrevoy

ยฟยกLike, just like?!

@davidrevoy

Nice cartoon, nothing wrong with p[pineapple on a Hawaiian Pizza though....runs

@davidrevoy ๐Ÿ˜ j'aime tout mais en particulier les expressions variรฉes des oiseaux : ceux qui font un selfie, celui qui fait signe aux autres de son aile...

@davidrevoy ๐Ÿ˜† That'd do it!

@davidrevoy I can't believe some crows don't like pineapple on pizza.

@davidrevoy
Most if not all of South America, and therefore any South American birds would cheer instead ๐Ÿ˜‚

@davidrevoy You mean Durians on Pizzaโ€ฆ