I inadvertently slid into a woman's DMs. Within two messages I was round her house embarking on a nine year affair which I couldn't get out of as she was going to tell my wife. Men, don't do it as its the worse thing I ever done.

@fesshole “Inadvertently…”

@fesshole "Inadvertently"? Hmm. Okay.

@fesshole Ah yes, the accidental affairs. They happen all the time.

@fesshole What happened? Did she tell your wife? Did she (or your wife) fall out of a window Putin-style? Or are you still slippin' and slidin', but regretting it every time?

@fesshole You inadvertently are a spineless asshole.

@fesshole worst*