I am well aware that, if there was a fire in our home and my wife had to choose between saving me and saving the dog, she'd choose the dog. But that's OK - I'd choose the dog over her too. We both really fucking love that dog.

@fesshole so the real question is, who does the dog save?

@fesshole i mean if you're both capable of rescuing the dog you probably don't need rescuing yourselves

@fesshole so awesome. I envy your compatibility.

@fesshole

That's why I don't have a dog

@fesshole May you both never have to make that choice.