G33ky-Sozialzeugs

G33ky-Sozialzeugs

Funny 4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A black cat named Lord Nibbles with pointed ears sits on a green cushion reading an orange magazine titled "Vampire Weekly." Lord Nibbles says "Ooh, the newest tips on how to get 'Fit For Summer'." Panel 2: A vampire character with fangs sits on the same couch as Lord Nibbles, wearing a purple shirt and holding a remote control with a bowl of snacks nearby. The vampire responds "Ugh, these fad diets are so silly." Panel 3: Lord Nibbles continues reading from the magazine and says "Eating a cyclist a month...improves stamina in the bedroom." while still holding the orange publication. Panel 4: The final panel shows an outdoor cycling race scene with a cyclist in green racing past a group of cheering spectators holding signs, including one that says "GO!" The vampire roommate stands among the crowd wearing sunglasses and holding a stick. Lord Nibbles says, "Wait for the stragglers."

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@warandpeas Meanwhile in Romania...

@warandpeas don't wait for stragglers!

Get yourself an ambulance van!

find a huge group at the front and bring one of the first to fall with your stick. (Call it "get your food via dominoes")

Now take away a hurt one that can't defend itself. That way you get one of the fit ones AND are less conspicuous.
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So that's what made franquin do that panel in his idees noires.

@warandpeas You'd think that after that Triplets of Belleville incident, the peleton would be watching their back more closely!