I've been a vegetarian for 8 years but today I caved in and realised a childhood dream. I bought an entire rotisserie chicken, and ate it all by myself with my bare heads, like a caveman. I've never felt happier.

@fesshole Oh man, with that much surprise meat, your insides are not going to be a happy place.

@fesshole So you've not been a vegetarian for eight years, you WERE a vegetarian for eight years. If there's any truth to this, which I doubt.

@fesshole I feel sorry for the poor chicken.

@fesshole hot take: eating a rotisserie chicken with your bare hands is the only way to do it—otherwise the meat gets all shredded into bits you can’t eat with a fork and you end up wasting half of it.

Also, probably wouldn’t describe it “Like a caveman,” a third of the world eats with their hands—about as many who use forks and knives

@fesshole - 😅 Good one.

@fesshole welcome to the light side young jedi.

@fesshole how many heads do you have, and why weren’t they wearing hats? People need to know…