I buy a copy of Escort every month. I bet the woman in the newsagent thinks it's for me. I get it for an old neighbour who struggles with computers but still wants to varnish his horn. I've offered to help him with a computer but he prefers paper.
@fesshole readers' wives, stories, fold-outs and the razzle stack... all these things gone, like tears in the rain
@fesshole “Varnish his horn.”
The only way I’m describing it from now on.
@fesshole Do they not do woods porn any more? Y'know, jazz mags strewn in bushes and hidden in trees? It were all the rage when I was a lad.