G33ky-Sozialzeugs

G33ky-Sozialzeugs

None Hitwonder nonehitwonder@tenforward.social

I would rather see your shittiest most half-assed napkin doodle than a single frame of your finest AI slop.

autumn summerfallwinter@tech.lgbt

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In various colored markers and in a mix of print, caps, and faux calligraphy, the text has been written on a half paper towel: "I would rather see your shittiest most half-assed napkin doodle than a single frame of your finest AI slop." There is a goo drawn dripping from the word "slop" and all the letters are a bit blurred and spread (as markers on paper towels are wont to do). The background is a wooden desk with some of the markers visible in the upper corners.

Cegorach dat
@summerfallwinter @nonehitwonder sorry, that doesn't look half-assed
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R.L. Dane Debian OpenBSD 🍵 MiraLovesYou rl_dane@polymaths.social

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Napkin-drawn crude sketch of a classic-ish all-in-one computer with separate keyboard, pigtail power cable going out the back, and heat waves coming out the top of the monitor. Hand-written "Hi I don't know how to draw!" on the middle-right, and a goofy smiling face with long tongue poking out is on the bottom right. It is drawn in fairly thick, purple-colored lines (because of relatively thin fountain pen ink), and the (fake) terracotta-color LAMY Safari fountain pen is seen on the top right, with its cap on the top left.

autumn summerfallwinter@tech.lgbt

@dat ha! You should see what my whole-ass looks like... wait, no...

(I've been practicing hand-lettering for a few years now, so this was indeed a C+ effort. Maybe B-.)

The Witch of Crow Briar crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt

@summerfallwinter @dat Yes please! Is there somewhere we can see that? Er, “that” being your whole-assed *work*, I don’t know you well enough for anything else >_<

autumn summerfallwinter@tech.lgbt

@crowbriarhexe @dat a company paid me to do their signs for a bit, so that was indeed a whole-ass effort.

On a chalk board, in oil pastels, are drawn bagels and a mix of colors and "fonts" saying: Bagel Tuesday the 2nd Tuesday of every month 12 bagels for $6.50 - no limits On a chalk board, in oil pastels, are drawn drinks and a mix of colors and "fonts" saying: Happy Hour Specials Beers, mimosas, sangria $2 off any pitcher or carafe 4pm-6pm Bring your friends On a black sign board, in acrylic paint makers, is a drink advertisement in a mix of colors and "fonts" saying: Summer Smoothies Meet your matcha (matcha green tea, plain yogurt, honey, banana, and mango) Coconut cold brew (cold brew coffee, coconut syrup, and vanilla ice cream) On a chalk board, in oil pastels, are drawn beers clinking and a mix of colors and collegiate "fonts" saying: Welcome Home Alumni Join us for a free (the rest of the sign is cut off)

autumn summerfallwinter@tech.lgbt

@crowbriarhexe @dat I also like making love puns for my love, and cards for friends, and sometimes a page or three in my calendar/journal/to-do-list gets fancy.

A white card has a splotched watercolor rainbow background, and in dark purple calligraphy it says "oh the hue-manatee" (oh the humanity). To the side is a simple line drawing of a manatee. On white card is a watercolor drawing of two potted cacti and the words: you are my soilmate. The paints and brush are in the top corner. On white card is a watercolor painting of two small tomatoes connected on the vine and the words: "I love you from my head tomatoes" (I love you from my head to my toes) At the top of a journal page is the word "december" in calligraphy script. The word is light blue at the top and has a dot gradient to dark blue at the bottom, almost looking like confetti falling within the letters. On the opposite page, the edge of a month calendar is partially visible.