The gearstick in my new car has a big bulbous head like a big cock. I stroke it suggestively at traffic lights. I'm not gay or anything, I'm just observing the likeness. I wouldn't stroke a real-life throbbing stiff cock, no chance.
@fesshole my “I wouldn't stroke a real-life throbbing stiff cock” t-shirt etc. etc.
@fesshole What makes you gay is not the "I stroke it suggestively at traffic lights", it's how you wrote "I wouldn't stroke a real-life throbbing stiff cock"
well, if it's my own, it's okay?
so cars and wanking don't make me gay, right?
hmm… what about slaves?
so cars and wanking don't make me gay, right?
hmm… what about slaves?
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