I hate my neighbour's wind chimes so much that I steal one every time they go on holiday. They keep replacing them. It never ends.

@fesshole
I keep mine only to annoy my neighbours. Who are cunts.

@fesshole @MOULE

Next time? Stick a lump of epoxy putty in each, just enough to stop the resonance

@fesshole This happen to a neighbor in college. Lol.

@fesshole

Careful. They're going to put up a camera soon and catch you.

Pay a neighbor kid to do it lol

@fesshole fart in their general direction.