My mind is constantly running over ways to commit and get away with crimes, including robbery, murder, fraud, basically everything, but I'd never do any of it. Thought it was normal, brought it up with a friend, turns out it's not normal

@fesshole your friend just doesn’t speak to others about these possibilities because they themselves cannot fathom having that level of self awareness. There are many a people who speak on these topics, besides what is “normal”. That or they’re religious and can’t fathom not having some imaginary deity telling them what’s wrong or right, they lack their own moral understanding.

@fesshole Everybody needs a hobby.

@fesshole write a book.

@fesshole thinking about how "the opposition" might behave is one of the skills for good security staff. It's amazing to me how many people don't do this.

@fesshole Pfft, your friend doesn't know anything about life. Idk how many murders and robberies I've planned in my head. It doesn't mean I'll ever do it. Lol

@fesshole It is normal. I worked as an archaeologist for about a decade and when backfilling trenches prior to the construction of the new bits of the A14 I often thought of the bodies I could dispose of. Absolutely perfect crime.

@fesshole whenever I take the car to the garage I pass a small thicket that would be perfect for hiding a body. It is in a sort of no man's land in an industrial area with no neighbours.
So, while I wait for my car, I usually amuse myself by mapping out all the cameras and planning how I could ditch the body without being witnessed.

@fesshole A defense mechanism.

@fesshole It's not *that* abnormal. I have done it before - rather alot, in fact.

I've no interest in crime movies or TV shows, really. Maybe my idle fantasies would improve if I did.