My mind is constantly running over ways to commit and get away with crimes, including robbery, murder, fraud, basically everything, but I'd never do any of it. Thought it was normal, brought it up with a friend, turns out it's not normal

@fesshole Everybody needs a hobby.

@fesshole write a book.

@fesshole thinking about how "the opposition" might behave is one of the skills for good security staff. It's amazing to me how many people don't do this.

@fesshole Pfft, your friend doesn't know anything about life. Idk how many murders and robberies I've planned in my head. It doesn't mean I'll ever do it. Lol

@fesshole whenever I take the car to the garage I pass a small thicket that would be perfect for hiding a body. It is in a sort of no man's land in an industrial area with no neighbours.
So, while I wait for my car, I usually amuse myself by mapping out all the cameras and planning how I could ditch the body without being witnessed.

@fesshole It's not *that* abnormal. I have done it before - rather alot, in fact.

I've no interest in crime movies or TV shows, really. Maybe my idle fantasies would improve if I did.