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G33ky-Sozialzeugs

Cegorach | @dat@social.g33ky.de

Typ mit viel Meinung.

Nicht interessiert, aber das auf hohem Niveau.

Ich bin ja kein Nazi, aber... ...ich wohne trotzdem gerne in #Dresden.

Fortgeschrittener Anwender technologischer Genervtheit!

I walk through Mindfields!

bash.org #707553

<RobotJunk>  How do I use dBase III database with more that 255 fields in a table?
<teHr0k>  Change out of your parachute pants and get in your 1986 Dodge K Car and
drive to the Airport, while listening to Duran Duran on the radio.  Lastly,
catch a Flight on Braniff Airlines to the 21st Century.

Gotta say, I did not expect to wake up to the comment that the accusations of WMD's in Iraq was "at least kind of credible."

No, yo. No it was not. We literally sent the most respected general in the United States to the UN to shake a jar of "yellow cake" - an absurd display, that made a farce of the UN's attempts to legalize our oil war.

Iraq, and our reasons for doing it, were never credible. We were lying. The world KNEW we were lying, and so did all our Pig Empire partners.

@AnarchoNinaWrites

This Bluesky post made me laugh way too hard

Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com

At least respect us enough to tell us that Venezuela did 9/11

6:23 PM - Jan 3, 2026 @ Everybody can reply

Muscles look best when covered with a little body fat. Being too lean makes them look ugly.

@oliof Was ich für unser System derzeit am liebsten einführen würde: eine Regierungs-News-Inversion.

Diese Leute können absolut nichts, haben keine relevanten Ziele jenseits ihrer eigenen Bereicherung, und der Höhepunkt ihrer Visionen besteht in den idiotischsten Aspekten von 60er-Jahre Science Fiction.
Ich will also nur noch hören, wenn irgend etwas konstruktives und positives passiert ist.

Ansonsten nehme ich bei allem das Schlimmste an. Damit lag ich bis jetzt ziemlich richtig.

Freut ihr euch auch schon so, dass unsere Städte durch E-Autos leiser werden?

Das sehen allerdings nicht alle so.

"Es gibt eine wachsende Lobby dafür, E-Fahrzeuge künstlich so laut wie Verbrenner zu machen."

"Es geht um sportliches Röhren oder andere dröhnende Soundkulissen, künstlich über Lautsprecher erzeugt."

https://www.heise.de/news/Sound-Diktat-vs-Chance-auf-Ruhe-Der-Kampf-ums-kuenstliche-Droehnen-der-E-Autos-11133613.html

Old and busted: Systeme mit Cloud funktionieren plötzlich nicht mehr.
New hotness: Systeme ohne Cloud funktionieren plötzlich nicht mehr.

Abgelaufenes Zertifikat. Kann nichts machen.

https://www.golem.de/news/software-gestoert-logitech-produkte-funktionieren-nur-noch-eingeschraenkt-2601-203891.html

@arstechnica also known as "the bare minimum that must be required if selling 'smart' devices"

actually it should be required to opensource everything from the start

but since that's not the case and shitty corporations (including that one) tend to do worse… "Yay!"

Fascists murdering people

In shoots into a fleeing car. The woman driver died

Dank Gurtpflicht gibt es weniger tödliche Unfälle. Deshalb kann die Gurtpflicht aufgehoben werden.

Diese Logik funktioniert nicht nur in Berlin , sondern auch in München.

"Eine verbesserte Luftqualität macht ein Tempolimit von 30 km/h am mittleren Ring unnötig, meint Münchens Oberbürgermeister Dieter Reiter."

https://www.heise.de/news/Muenchen-Tempo-30-am-mittleren-Ring-soll-aufgehoben-werden-11133137.html

https://mastodon.social/@fefe_interim/114694858244051914

RT: https://mastodon.social/users/fefe_interim/statuses/114694858244051914

3191. Superstition

title text: It's important to teach yourself to feel responsible for random events, because with great responsibility comes great power. That's what my wise Uncle Ben told me right before he died; he might still be alive today if only I'd said rabbit rabbit that year!

desktop link: https://xkcd.com/3191
mobile link: https://m.xkcd.com/3191
explainxkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3191

sensitive media
Single panel comic.


Three people walking, short hair, no hair, and buzz cut.

No hair says "oops, I forgot to say 'Rabbit rabbit' on January 1st"
Buzz cut asks "why do you do that?"
No hair says "Just a superstition"
Buzz cut asks "what's a superstition?"
No hair replies "It's a way to train yourself to feel like any bad thing that happens is your fault"

Bose open-sources its SoundTouch home theater smart speakers ahead of EoL
If companies insist on bricking gadgets, this is a better way to do it.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/01/bose-open-sources-its-soundtouch-home-theater-smart-speakers-ahead-of-eol/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

“Gamblers, trying to collect their payout from , left baffled as they learn that the US operation carried out in Venezuela does not meet Polymarket's definition of an invasion”.

(and just in case you’re wondering, is a thing, unlike which lets you gamble in real money)

By Brett Arends

(MarketWatch) -- If this isn't an invasion, what is?

Donald Trump Jr.'s private investment company bought a stake in Polymarket
last year, and he joined the company's advisory board.

Who says the U.S. government didn't just invade Venezuela to capture its
president and first lady?

A global betting market with close ties to the Trump family, that's who.
Customers of Polymarket are crying foul after the world's biggest prediction
market has refused to pay out on bets that the U.S. would "invade" Venezuela,
claiming that the events over the weekend don't count.

"Then what the f- would be an invasion?" asked one anonymous client in a post
on the Polymarket website, calling the company "Polyscam.”

"Polymarket has descended into sheer arbitrariness," said another. "Words are
redefined at will, detached from any recognized meaning, and facts are simply
ignored. That a military incursion, the kidnapping of a head of state, and the
takeover of a country are not classified as an invasion is plainly absurd."

"You wanna be f-ing kidding me," wrote another.

"So it's not an invasion because they did it quickly and not many people died?"
asked another. (The New York Times, citing a Venezuelan official, has reported
a death toll of 80 in the raid.)

The comments section turned to heavy sarcasm, with several gamblers asking

What has to be done, has to be done.

Close up of "The Vikings" fan-favorite character Floki, screaming as he leads a horde of Viking raiders in full war gear. Accompanying text says "Burn churches. Slaughter Anglos. Make Vinland green again" in Danish.

Auflösung

Das 'F' steht für Flash, das FEPROM ist also ein Flash Erasable Programmable Read Inly Memory... Ja, Siemens being Siemens again...

Japanese nuclear plant operator fabricated seismic risk data
Company staff were very selective about how they modeled earthquake dangers.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/01/japanese-nuclear-plant-operator-fabricated-seismic-risk-data/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

@leyrer @Lilith EU-weit UND Schweiz, aber Ausnahme irgendein kleines/unwichtiges Land

Österreich, Belgien oder so?

@laaspher Vielleicht sollten wir eine Bundestagspetition aufsetzen, die den Einsatz proprietärer Software im Staatswesen untersagt. Ausnahmen bedürfen einer Zustimmung.

@laaspher Wenn die ganze EU beschließen würde, Microsoft/Google/Apple aus staatlicher Infrastruktur zu verbannen, mit der Begründung des Verhaltens bezüglich #Grönland, wäre sowohl:

  • Geld gespart
  • digitale Infrastruktur unabhängiger gestaltet
  • wirkungsvolle Botschaft an Trumps Unterstützer gesendet dass so was gar nicht geht!
  • den US-Geheimdiensten wenigstens ein paar der einfachsten Zugriffswege auf europäische Daten gekürzt

Das einzige was man daran kritisieren könnte ist dass es noch immer nicht erfolgt ist.

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