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G33ky-Sozialzeugs

Cegorach | @dat@social.g33ky.de

Typ mit viel Meinung.

Nicht interessiert, aber das auf hohem Niveau.

Ich bin ja kein Nazi, aber... ...ich wohne trotzdem gerne in #Dresden.

Fortgeschrittener Anwender technologischer Genervtheit!

I walk through Mindfields!

To avoid scope creep, start all projects with the largest possible scope.

Economics: "Humans only value things monetarily." Sociology: "Uh, I don't..." Economics: "Humans are always rational and value is calculated by complex internal calculus." Sociology: "Uhhh, Psy, can you help?" Psychology: "That's not how humans..." Economics: "ALSO MY SYSTEM WILL GROW EXPONENTIALLY FOREVER!!" Physics: *drops teacup*

@datenwolf the market for cheap, compact cameras from well known brands is dead, yes.

You can either get a crappy chinese 'scamera' or get something decent.

I might not like it all that much, but I kinda understand how that's happening and don't think it's the end of the world.

@datenwolf well, there's still the whole "bridge camera" thing that's still sold.

those are not exactly cheap, but some still somewhat resemble the form factor of previous generic compact cameras.

like Sonys RX100 line?

A tumblr post; "I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising.

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the TV. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible."

Meme post. Photo of a lively-eyed octogenarian with nice gray hair a bit fluffed up and brushed. Meme text: Please be patient with me. I’m from the 1900’s.

Vorhin mit der Familie das #Klugscheißerchen von @marcuwekling gehört.

Leider recht kurz, aber gut unterhaltsam! Gerne mehr von dem blauen Tierchen!

Gewittersaison!

Achnee
 nur #Polenböller (oder hier halt eher aus .CZ), die man natĂŒrlich seit Anfang Dezember ĂŒberall hört.

Yay!

2025 but pictured in gingerbread

2025 "dumpster fire" gingerbread house made for the holiday season.

Trump has now spent 340 days ending the Ukraine war in 1 day.

After 15 months of hard work, my dad has finished this impressive model of Minas Tirith! It is 1.4 m high and entirely hand-made out of wood. One of the most time-consuming parts was manually engraving the bricks on all walls and buildings, but this was key to properly convey the huge size of the city. Everything was painted by hand, adding some wear and tear. For a behind-the-scenes look at how he built this check out this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Ywlc8ojjE

A model of a tall fortress city. Buildings are arranged in different circular levels, each smaller than the one below, like a wedding cake. All levels are crowded with lots of different buildings and towers of various sizes, giving the city a busy look. On the top level there's a palace and a tall spire. There's a huge flat rocky spur slicing the city in half. The buildings and rocks are mostly white. The model rests on a table, with some tools visible in the background.

Im lokalen mini-Einkaufszentrum reicht die Schlange an der Apotheke bis zur TĂŒr raus.

Gut dass Corona vorbei ist und Grippe noch nie ein Problem war, sonst wĂ€re jetzt echt eine richtig dumme Zeit fĂŒr Großveranstaltungen! /S

GOOGLE: you need more storage bbygirl.

ME: okay...why?

GOOGLE: you just do. I can sell you more storage if you want.

ME: no I don't want to pay for storage. literally the only selling point for you guys is you were free.

GOOGLE: well ok then just delete some of this stuff

ME: what stuff?

GOOGLE: can't tell you it's a secret ;)

ME: well then how the hell am I supposed to delete it??

GOOGLE: here's a hint - 182,047 photos.

ME: what the actual fu

GOOGLE: you're welcome.

ME: why are these here!?!

GOOGLE: I saved them for you bbygirl.

ME: why though!?!

GOOGLE: in case you wanted them later duh

ME: listen to me very very carefully. I will never, ever, need to use this very specific meme involving pasting my friend's face over the *slaps car* guy, a second time.

GOOGLE: but what if you doooo tho?? what will you do if you need it again?? Sure you don't want to buy more storage instead??

ME: I literally won't. [DELETES IT]

GOOGLE: well okay then but surely you won't do that with the other 182,04—

ME: [DELETES THE OTHER 182,046 PHOTOS]

GOOGLE: *gasp*

ME: okay how about now

GOOGLE: *sputtering* What. No. That didn't— that didn't help. It's still full.

ME: literally how.

GOOGLE: soooo full.

ME: there's literally nothing in this folder anymore.

GOOGLE: mmmm so much yummy data.

ME: you made a backup didn't you. TELL ME you don't make another backup.

GOOGLE: don't be silly bbygirl. I didn't make one single additional backup of all your delicious yummy personal data, documents, and photos.

ME: ...

GOOGLE: I made seventeen.

The S in IOT stands for Security

The image displays a 3D-printed sign created by Prusa3D.co with a humorous warning against connecting a machine to the internet. The sign uses the standard electrical hazard symbol to emphasize its point. 

The text reads: "DO NOT CONNECT MACHINE TO INTERNET NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT ASKS".

Die sanktionierten GeschĂ€ftsfĂŒhrerinnen von @hateaid in der PresseerklĂ€rung:

“Wir fordern von der Bundesregierung und der europĂ€ischen Kommission ein klares Signal, dass das nicht hinnehmbar ist. Ansonsten wird sich keine zivilgesellschaftliche Organisation, keine Politikerin, keine Forschende und erst recht keine Einzelperson in der Zukunft trauen, MissstĂ€nde bei US-Tech-Konzernen anzuprangern. Und europĂ€ische Gesetze sind dann nicht mehr das Papier wert, auf dem sie geschrieben wurden.”

Officer: “Do you know how fast you were going?”

Sparky: “I kinda’ feel like that’s your job.”

@anon_opin summarized by Pispers once "I don't want the GDR back. I want the west back!"

That's what the film The Lighthouse was about.

All lighthouses have
a strobe light setting
to let incoming ships
know that they are
ready to party.

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