G33ky-Sozialzeugs

G33ky-Sozialzeugs

Cegorach | @dat@social.g33ky.de

Typ mit viel Meinung.

Nicht interessiert, aber das auf hohem Niveau.

Ich bin ja kein Nazi, aber... ...ich wohne trotzdem gerne in #Dresden.

Fortgeschrittener Anwender technologischer Genervtheit!

I walk through Mindfields!

Yes, this is correct. The reason is because our classes have decided that it's not sufficiently , so they're not going to do it.

We must understand this reality. *cannot* be relied upon to address the .

Fragen stellen

Krakel-Comic. Eltern mit ihrem Kind sind beim Arzt. Die Frau sagt: „Wir sind keine Impfgegner, wir stellen nur Fragen!“ Der Arzt sagt: „OK. Was möchten Sie wissen?“ Der Vater fragt: „Enthält diese Masernimpfung genmanupilierte Nanomaschinen, die unseren Sohn zu einer blutsaugenden Marionette der interstellaren Illuminaten unterm Bratwurstbaum machen?“ Der Arzt antwortet mit: „Nein.“ Die Eltern sind entsetzt und gehen mit Ihrem Kind weg. Die Mutter: „Wie er es eiskalt abstreitet!“ Der Vater: „Ohne rot zu werden. Und sowas schimpft sich 'Arzt'!!“ | Bildbeschreibung von @DasTuermchen

@lued da ist doch eins schlimmer als das nächste?

"Kränze", Marzipankartoffeln und Paketstapel-Dings-Schokolade!

We eloped, and not because I didn't want a big wedding. Couldn't face the idea of my dad giving one of his inspiring speeches. Most notable one to date was at our engagement when he said don't get married and have kids they'll ruin your life.

Lachflash, bis ich realisierte, dass es Menschen gibt, die sowas glauben.
https://youtube.com/shorts/s4iI9ZbvZKw?si

@M @qwertziop …das "Katastrophen"-Menü und die Cheat-Codes für mehr Geld (imacheat?)

Habt ihr etwa ein völlig anderes Spiel gespielt als ich?

American colleague told me that they'd just gone through the change. I misunderstood and said that I hoped their doctor was helping them. It turns out I misunderstood and they'd just gone back standard time from summer time.

After our 7th failed round of IVF, I decided that I didn't want kids. Didn't want to upset my wife so kept my mouth shut and paid another round expecting it to fail. Daughters just turned one and is the absolute love of my life. Thank god I'm a conflict avoider

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars, so check wheel arches or other hiding places ❄️❄️❄️ ...

A photograph of a car in the snow, with a large black and white cow perched on the bonnet, legs up

I'm carving a dalahäst, so it seems I've finally arrived in my gubbe era. Still a beginner but going for two ears with this one.

A dalahäst is a traditional carved wooden horse from Dalarna, Sweden. I bet you've seen them around, painted with flowers ;)

A horse carved from spruce wood is standing on a wooden table, still very rough around the edges. A carving knife with a very pointy blade is lying next to it (it's a morakniv). In the background there's a snufkin mug with coffee in it. There's wood shavings everywhere.

It's ALL made up.

There was a time, when perms and shoulder pads weren't seen as the misogynic abominations they are, when you could ask people:

"Suppose, you win the lottery, and you can choose between two prizes: A million Deutsch Marks or an unlimited free phone for life", and many would actually consider the the smarter option.

I just remembered this, as I passed by this call box; one of the few, you see nowadays.

As I entered, I found no slot for money or cards, only a sign:

1/2

An extremely posh call box, an ample glass cylinder with a metal column holding the phone in the middle.

Aus aktuellem Anlass ☺️

Ich geh mit meiner Laterne und meine Laterne mit mir. Da vorne ist schon die Taverne, da tausch ich das Ding gegen Bier.

Das Böse isst immer und überall.

Markus Söder isst eine Bratwurst

Here we are again: stunned, floored, full of hope, because of you–each of you wonderful humans in the community. Since we shared the news about our withdrawal from the NSF grant opportunity two weeks ago, we have received over $160,000 in donations across nearly 2000 donors, which includes 313 new Members–WOW!

@AppleFangirl @lisamelton it gets so, so much worse

Photograph of tin of “thanksgiving dinner-inspired” Oreo cookies”

Stop the planet I want to get off now.

A frozen pizza box featuring Digiorno's limited edition Thanksgiving Pizza. The packaging highlights roasted turkey, green beans, crispy onions, and dried cranberries on a Detroit-style crust. The box indicates it is a new product and includes nutritional information.

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