G33ky-Sozialzeugs

G33ky-Sozialzeugs

Cegorach | @dat@social.g33ky.de

Typ mit viel Meinung.

Nicht interessiert, aber das auf hohem Niveau.

Ich bin ja kein Nazi, aber... ...ich wohne trotzdem gerne in #Dresden.

Fortgeschrittener Anwender technologischer Genervtheit!

das war dieser nachbar hier:
https://chaos.social/@luebbermann/105793251901645816 und danach war noch was mit seinem carport (zu flach gebaut für seinen bus) und eine einfahrt (zu schmal für sein neues SUV). er liefert einfach stetig :-)

vibeCoding

posted by @Henrijs85@reddit.com - https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1k90ahd/vibecoding/

Junior HR person has been telling us at lunch about the trails and tribulations of redecorating his flat for the last month. Yesterday, he said he'd been edging all weekend. I smirked, then laughed out loud. After explaining edging, I have an appointment with a senior HR person.

I was walking my puppy when a woman struck up a conversation about my dog. We exchanged chitchat and as we parted she asked if I was single, I said no. But it gave me a big confidence boost. First genuine compliment I've had since 2018 when a gay guy I knew complimented my coat.

Mum's fess. Went to her house for easter. My niece offered me some of her easter egg. I said I can't as I'm allergic to chocolate. My Mum laughed & said "oh yes, I forgot to tell you, you're not really, we used to tell you that when you were younger to stop you eating it". I'm 37

He said / Xi said…nothing.

A list with alternating U.S. and Chinese flags, detailing a tariff escalation timeline: " Trump tariffs China and ups tariff to 34%," " China does nothing," " Trump hikes tariffs to 84%," " China responds with matching tariffs," " Trump hikes again to 145%," " China responds with matching tariffs," " Trump says that he wants Xi to call him," " China does nothing," " Trump says he is ready to 'make a deal'," " China does nothing," " Trump rolls back tariffs." Below, text reads: "The art of the deal " with three laughing emojis. The background is black.

When we see an Asian man speaking English, nobody bats an eye. They might get made fun of for their accent or their grammar. But nobody really thinks much of it.

A White man speaking Mandarin though? No matter how shitty it is, everyone acts like they saw a flipping god.

It's like non white people are expected to learn English to near perfect levels but if white people even have a mediocre grasp of a second language, we must bow before them.

Visualisieren Sie: „der Plural von Einzellfall“ - gefunden bei @momo

Das Wort "Einzelfall". Die beiden Buchstaben L am Ende des Worts gehen dabei in eine sehr lange Strichliste über, bei der immer 5 Striche gruppiert sind um das Zählen zu erleichtern. Es sind 33 5er-Gruppen auf dem Bild abgebildet.

Uff 😖 Auf so vielen Ebenen einfach nur uff.

> „Baupanne im Neubaugebiet: Parkflächen zu schmal angegelegt. Die Stadt genehmigt eine kreative Lösung.”

Die kreative Lösung: Wir machen einfach den kleiner.

Genial, oder? 🤦‍♂️

Screenshot einer Meldung von weser-kurier.de:

Überschrift: „Baupanne auf Stadtwerder: Parkflächen zu schmal”
Anreissertext: „Fehler im Neubaugebiet auf dem Stadtwerder: Frisch angelegte Parkflächen waren zu schmal. Die Stadt genehmigt eine kreative Lösung.”
(Der letzte Satz ist von mir getextmarkert.)

Darunter ein Foto eines parkenden Autos. Vier Reihen kleine Pflastersteine trennen den Fußweg
und Parkbereich ebenerdig voneinander. Die äußerste gehwegseitige Reihe ist deutlich heller und erkennbar nachträglich eingesetzt.

Was machen eigentlich … Züge mit Wasserstoffantrieb? https://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/energie/wasserstoff-zuege-probleme-100.html

@Xu joke's on you!

We have enough dumpster fires at work, I don't have to bring my own.

I made myself an Emotional Support Dumpster Fire. @c3dumpsterfire

Teal crochet dumpster fire amigurumi on a wooden table Teal crochet dumpster fire amigurumi on a wooden table Teal crochet dumpster fire amigurumi on a wooden table

I actually dislike and prefer .
e.g. because I can read the RFC free of charge while ISO8601 costs 18 CHF.

Ich habe gerade meinen ~35 Jahre alten Bohrhammer in einem repariert - mit Hilfe natürlich, alleine hätte ich mich das nicht getraut … was für eine tolle Initiative 🤩

Ein aufgeschraubter Bohrhammer

RABBIT: ((Hey! I just walked by a bowl of cookies without eating one!)) | RABBIT: ((What willpower! What restraint!)) | RABBIT: ((I deserve a reward.)) | munch munch munch

brb, ich lasse ffmpeg die mp3s auf der Toniebox um 90% leiser drehen, um sie dann wieder auf die Toniebox des Kindes zu laden 🙉

Nearly started crying in the middle of the high street when I saw the window of Lush today.

A bad photograph of a shop window. It has a display saying "imagine a world where these are the headlines" then several trans positives headlines such as "UK leads the way on trans rights" The display is in pink white and blue like the trans flag. A pile of Lush bath bombs called Liberation. They are in the colours of the trans pride flag. The sign below explains that purchasing these gives a donation to a trans charity.

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