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Cegorach | @dat@social.g33ky.de

Typ mit viel Meinung.

Nicht interessiert, aber das auf hohem Niveau.

Ich bin ja kein Nazi, aber... ...ich wohne trotzdem gerne in #Dresden.

Fortgeschrittener Anwender technologischer Genervtheit!

backup mer mer@shrine.moe

Cegorach dat
@daniel_bohrer TIL: https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Funny_signs

Daniel Bohrer daniel_bohrer@chaos.social

Das ​-Wiki hat einfach die besten Beispiele. https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/DE:Tag:highway%3Dpedestrian#Beispiel_Lieferverkehr

Schild "Fußgängerzone", mit Zusatzschild "Lieferverkehr 5:00-10:30, 13:00-15:00 und 19:00-22:00; Sa 5:00-9:00, 13:00-15:00, und 19:00-22:00, Taxi 19:00-10:30 und 13:00-15:00, Sa bis 09:00, 13:00-15:00 und ab 19:00, Zufahrt private Stellplätze: frei"

tiddy roosevelt babe@glitterkitten.co.uk

"babe, the upside down peas aren't real, they can't hurt you"
upside down peas:

Plate of pie, chips and peas. Everything looks normal except the shadows of the peas gives away they've been superimposed and are upside down

Global Museum globalmuseum@mastodon.online

On Trilobite Tuesday. This 5-in-(12.7-cm-) Lochmanolenelluss represents one of the earliest trilobites. Examples of this genus have been found dating back more than half-a-billion years. Double sets of spines are one of this species’ distinguishing characteristics.
@AMNH

This 5-in-(12.7-cm-) Lochmanolenelluss represents one of the earliest trilobites

Toy Box Comix ToyBoxComix@retro.pizza

NEW COMIC: Woke
https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2025/03/12/woke/

Location: Cantina Panel 1: Cross Country (G.I. Joe): “I’m in a good mood, Dorothy.” Dorothy Zbornak: “Why’s that, Cross Country?” CC: “The president’s gonna make sure the country isn’t woke anymore.” 2: Dorothy: “What does that mean, exactly?” CC: “You know. Woke. No more D.E.I. No more radical gender ideology. None of that woke stuff.” 3: Dorothy: “How about same-sex marriage? That’s pretty woke, right?” CC: “I reckon so.” Dorothy: “How about desegregation? That was a woke idea.” CC: “Um…” Dorothy: “Women’s suffrage? That’s woke.” CC: “Well…” Dorothy: “Ending slavery was really woke.” 4: Dorothy: “Declaring independence from the monarchy and forming a democracy where people had representation in the government? That’s a crazy woke idea.” 5: CC: “Um, I think I see what you’re getting at, Dorothy. I know what I need to do.” 6: Dorothy: “Where are you going?” CC, walking away, with a Confederate flag on the back of his shirt: “I’m gonna go find a garden where I can live naked. Everything that’s happened since Eden has been too damn woke.” Dorothy: “Don’t talk to any woke snakes.”

Scott Hühnerkrisp ScottHuehnerkrisp@chaos.social

Ich habe mir ein Gutenachtlied ausgedacht. Es heißt "Schienenersatzverkehr nach Kaulsdorf-Nord" [🔊]

RiskyThinking riskythinking@infosec.exchange

@dianea Nice to see someone building their own rather than just assembling furniture from IKEA:

IKEA instructions in the style of M.C.Escher

Stephen Farrow stephenfarrow@mstdn.social

Once again, heute-show - the German equivalent of The Daily Show - nails it:

Meme from heute-show. Headline: Types of Headaches Migraine [a head with a read blob above the eyes, showing the pain zone] Stress [a head with a red blob at the back of the skull] Hypertension [a head with a red band symbolising a band of pain above the eyes but below the top of the skull] News aus den USA [the whole head is red, pain everywhere]

Pterry Pterry@fnordon.de

by trisscar368 | started out reading a fantasy novel. A simple police procedural in a city far away, that straddles an old slow river. But no, it was about ethics. It was about knowing the difference between what's allowed, what's legal, and what's right. And that fairly often those three don't line up. Or it was about gender politics. About the first person in a society willing to step up and say “You've called me by this name, and this pronoun, all my life. But that isn't me. This is me. No, we don't even have that pronoun yet, but this is still me.” Or it was about racism. That constant social whine of “well, everybody knows what they're like.” The blame game that's based on the whispered mutterings that never have a source, and always boil down to “I'm terrified because they are different. I'm terrified because when I look at them, for a second there | can see myself in their eyes and if I was wrong, then all I've said and done...” It was about giving voices to the voiceless, and hearing how much they've been trying to say this whole time. It was about what it means to be human. I always start out reading a fantasy novel when it comes to Pratchett. And somehow it ends up in a moral philosophy lesson from a professor with a grasp of humanity that still leaves me astonished.

Gregor loadingartist@mastodon.world

catastrophic morning

6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Tired guy is filling coffee mug with instant powder. 2: He fills it with milk. 3: Takes a sip. 4: PFFTTT He spits out a kitten, and another kitten is in his mug. 5: He looks at the instant powder tin. 6: It reads "INSTANT Cats" not "INSTANT Coffee".

George Takei verified 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽 georgetakei@universeodon.com

I’m shocked by this. Trump can read?!

The image is a screenshot of an X post by Aaron Rupar (@atrupar ). The text of the post reads, "holy shit -- Trump was reading from a literal Tesla sales pitch, complete with pricing, during his White House event with Elon Musk. (Andrew Harnik/Getty)." Below the text, there is a photograph of a person in a suit holding a piece of paper. The paper is titled "TESLA PRICING - Full Self Driving!" and lists various Tesla models with their prices, such as "Cybertruck $81,000," "Model X $112,400," "Model 3 $40,000 (Gray)," "Model Y $50,940 (Blue)," and "Model S $96,000 (Red)." The background of the image is dark, with a glimpse of a red object, possibly part of a vehicle, visible.

Cegorach dat
Ja sorry… Parteilose sind aber praktisch kaum relevant. Für etwas was es momentan (und auch sonst die meisten Runden) nicht gibt, müssen wir nicht so ein beklopptes Wahlsystem halten.

Und wie geschrieben ist die Auswahl der Kandidaten, die die Listenreihenfolge ignoriert…

(also Direktkandidat in Wahlkreis A, mit 34% kommt vor Direktkandidat in Wahlkreis B, mit 12%, auch wenn auf der Liste was anderes steht)

…schon ein Wert, wenn auch ein kleiner.

Gilt wohl leider nur bei wirklich erreichten Direktmandaten? Könnte aber z.B. dafür sorgen dass in einer relativ lokalen Partei mit wenig deutschlandweitem Wahlergebnis, auch vordere Listenplätze rausfallen. (z.B. CSU?)

Cegorach dat
schon - aber das macht ja nichts besser

Das ist nur MEHR Grund dafür das wegzuwerfen, nicht weniger.

Cegorach dat
Schade… von mir aus hätte der Monat ruhig so weitergehen können.

#Balkonsolar #Regenwetter
Solarertrag für diesen Monat erster Tag schwach, zweiter ganz okay danach bis gestern hervorragend und sogar noch langsam steigend heute dann aber wieder schwach, weil durchgehend Regenwetter

Holger Dittmann HolgerTDittmann@ruhr.social
Textkachel Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness. Terry Pratchett Men At Arms Textkachel And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. Indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based. Terry Pratchett Going Postal Textkachel The Auditors might hate the untidiness caused by the emergence of life, but the Rules did not allow them to do anything about it. The ascent of mankind must have been a boon to them. At last there was a species that could be persuaded to shoot itself in the foot. Terry Pratchett Thief Of Time Textkachel He knew about concerned citizens. Wherever they were, they all spoke the same private language, where 'traditional values' meant 'hang someone'. Terry Pratchett The Truth

Keith Daggett ktdoggett@c.im

Never get tired a this un.

Ronald and Pennywise

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Bald wieder Lieferbar: abgestorbene #Blüten

#Dresden #Gruna

George Takei verified 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽 georgetakei@universeodon.com

It. Could. Work.

Post from user @acnewsitics 'Alex Cole' states, "If boycotting Tesla is making conservatives buy electric vehicles, I think liberals should start boycotting books next and see if MAGA accidentally discovers reading."

Cegorach dat
Ich war ja bisher der Meinung dass die #Wahlrechtsreform totaler Mist ist und die #Erststimme bei der #Bundestagswahl nur noch nutzloser Blödsinn.

Dem ist wohl nicht ganz so. In der #Parlamentsrevue-Folge wird u.a. erklärt welchen sinnvollen Wert sie noch hat. (nämlich dass die Parteilisten dadurch dramatisch entwertet werden, indem Direktkandidaten deutlichen Vorrang bekommen)

Ich finde erschütternd dass mir das keiner VOR #BTW25 sinnvoll erklärt hat. Wenn ich das schon nicht verstanden habe, dann bin ich mir ziemlich sicher dass das 90+% der Wähler das auch nicht sinnvoll bis zum Ende verstanden haben.

Und schon aus dem Grund muss das weg!

Wir rechtfertigen unser kaputtes Wahlsystem dauernd mit "Ja, aber die guten Systeme (z.B. Präferenzwahl) versteht ja keiner!" und leisten uns dann sowas?

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