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Cegorach | @dat@social.g33ky.de

Typ mit viel Meinung.

Nicht interessiert, aber das auf hohem Niveau.

Ich bin ja kein Nazi, aber... ...ich wohne trotzdem gerne in #Dresden.

Fortgeschrittener Anwender technologischer Genervtheit!

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

Yankee pitcher throwing a pitch. He is labeled Sales pitching a new change to our product Milwaukee batter trying to bunt but gets the ball in his face. He is labeled Our team finding out that they need it in production by the end of next week

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Sometimes a certain small will take me back to when I was young.
How come I'm never able to identify where it's coming from?

wish we could turn back Thyme, to the good old days.

(geht gleich wieder)

Marianne Spiller netzwerkgoettin@konfigurationsmanufaktur.de

Schlimmer, als ständig neue Handtaschen *kaufen* zu wollen ist eigentlich nur, sie selbst nähen zu können... "stöbert in Schnittmustern und schielt auf den Warenkorb mit dem Kunstleder, dem knalligen Kontrast-Canvas und dem farblich perfekt passenden Reißverschluss*

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@unixtippse @monospace I still find next to no advantages of my recent work ThinkPads over my Yoga 900 (i7, 32GB RAM, 3200x1800 touchscreen) from 2016

In fact: that Yoga has the better Screen, the hinge feels nicer (and moves way further) and a third big USB Port doesn't hurt either

There ist one single reason that makes me even consider ever updating it: I cracked the screen by pure stupidity and now touch isn't working

Erik erikcats@dice.camp

News site article screenshot of skeleton in grave with sheep ankle bones. Caption: archaeologists have an afted a Bronze Age grave of a teen girl in Kazakhstan, strangely containing 180 sheep ankle bones! Reply 1: she's just doing normal girls stuff, mind your business. No one's saying s*** about your f****** pog collection. Reply 2: god forbid 5,000 year old girls do anything. Reply 3: y'all don't understand, ankle bones were the first dice. This girl was a gamer the likes of which we may never see again... Reply 4: ok so here is a bit of a story. My mum lived in Kazakhstan as a child and Kids there still play with sheep one of the games involved the winner taking the losing player's sheep bones. And if the rules were similar enough and remained throughout the years this girl was not only a game or but like, tournament level good at sheep bone games. Reply 5: holy s*** Bronze Age pro sheep bone gamer girl. Reply 6: this is hilarious but also I'm gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score period no one took back the pot are divided it up because no one would play against her again, her family and friends buried her with her wins. I'm crying.

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@kreideland @derpostillon er lernt Druckwellenreiten

Der Postillon 📯 derpostillon@mastodon.social

Risiko Lastenrad: 9 von 10 Fahrern überleben Beschuss mit Marschflugkörper nicht https://www.der-postillon.com/2023/05/risiko-lastenrad.html

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@christopherkunz @pallenberg dafür musste er aber tatsächlich was tun und nicht nur stehen bleiben

Sascha Pallenberg 🇹🇼 ♻️ ⚡ pallenberg@mastodon.social

Die Hoelle gefriert... ich feier eine Massnahme von Dobrindt!

Jetzt bitte noch die ganzen Ballerbirnen der Sorte "Freie Sachsen" und danach ran an den Endgegner:

https://www.zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/deutschland/verbot-reichsbuerger-koenigreich-deutschland-dobrindt-100.html

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@fesshole this, but for Caravan/Camping-gear

I *HATE* Camping. And those huge trashcan-campers are littering the city while not in use. There's next to No reason to ever buy such crap - much lesen for me.

But I consumed tons of Videos about new space saving ideas or how to optimize electrics/water.

Fesshole 🧻 fesshole@mastodon.social

My weird fixation over COVID was deciding what boat I'd buy when I won the lottery. Got it down to size, brand, specifications. Even researched the qualifications I'd need to operate it. I get ridiculously seasick and can't even go on a dinghy for more than 5 minutes.

Fesshole 🧻 fesshole@mastodon.social

Photographer here. I do a few weddings. Every time I take a picture of an over-80, I frame it so it will look great on their coffin. Quite a few have ended up there over the years, I've been told.

Dgar dgar@aus.social
Photo of a side mirror on a car. A graveyard full of headstones can be in the rear vision mirror. Text on the mirror reads: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

dasparadoxon tomtrottel@mastodontech.de

"Nintendo behält sich in den neuen US-Nutzungsbedingungen das Recht vor, eine Konsole bei unbefugter Nutzung abzuschalten."

and here we go.

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@vogelchr @eloy now I want a bottle labeled 'cybrecestershiresauce'

koehntopp ~ : koehntopp@infosec.exchange

So hätte ich ja gerne die Berichterstattung in der Tagesschau über die USA:

(von https://mastodon.social/@Motorod/114497366990911519 )

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply vm markwyner@mas.to

Psst…

Hey, journalists. Yeah, those of you licking boots right now. THIS is how you write a headline.

Thank you, Michael Tomasky.

Screenshot of an article in The New Republic with the headline “Elon Musk is an Evil Piece of Garbage—and an A-Level Fraud, too.” It’s followed by a subhead that reads “He is stupid. He is incompetent. He is cruel. He is sinister. And people will die because of what he’s done.”

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@kasiandra @clemensg ah, freundliche Umgangsformen gingen auch den gleichen Weg wie benutzbares Internet

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@kasiandra früher haben wir Wikipedia, Google Reader, Foren und Ebay (bevor es eine 'mobile' Version der Seite gab - als man unter sowas noch WAP verstand) via Wlan-CF-Karte auf'm PDA mit WinCE genutzt.

Viel mehr Seiten gab's ja nicht.

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@isotopp bitte 🙏

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